Pondering the Night

Pondering the cold night. The wet feeling of snow, crisp air.... needing a drink!

Unleash the Beast

AI 

Commander Cock

Commander Cock! This hard headed muthafucker doesn't fuck around! Thrusting balls deep into action and adventure! Throbbing, pluse pounding.. when the shit hits the fan call Commander Cock!

Cyborg ona Fly

Winnebago Head

Traveling the back roads of your mind!

Silkie

Creature of myth and legend!

The Curse

Turook of the Mountain Tribes made an incredible mistake! He spied a nubile young maiden showering in a waterfalls. Blood filled his manhood! With a raging hardon, Turook tried to take his pleasure on the young maiden! He snuck in behind her and when the bulbous head of his manhood touched the slick tender lips of her womanhood, she quickly turned! It was not a young maiden, but an ancient witch! She was not amused! She cursed Turook. Forever more at the sight of any woman, of gold, the smell of ale or the sound of steel Turook would begin to masturbate! For being a jerk, Turook would be cursed to jerkoff for eternity!

Mark of the Widow

Beware her deadly bite!

The Goblin Courtesan Assassin

In taverns, back alleys, royal courtyards there is sex and death!

The Penis is Evil

The penis is evil, the gun is good ... Zardoz